This explains a lot

[Loz]

wish I knew what all those knobs do.

[dooveman]

Being divorced, all I can tell you is don't touch the Big Red one.

[TLGREEN]

Geez Loz, Kinda looks like the Instrument cluster on your BMW...

Probably just as tempermental..

[Loz]

Yer right; I dunno what they do either

[tomcycle]

Ive been married 25 years, be warned. Don't touch any of the buttons

TT

[JavaJude]

tomcycle wrote:

Ive been married 25 years, be warned. Don't touch any of the buttons

TT

Oh come on Tom . . . . I know you . .. you love pushing ALL of the buttons. I'm sure Sharon will confirm that!!!

[Floored]

Loz wrote:

wish I knew what all those knobs do.

Caution! These are all diversions! It's the one you can't see that you want.

[Loz]

now i'm really confused

[Buck]

Loz wrote:

now i'm really confused

The trick is to read the Instruction Manual.

Problem is ... it does not exist.

[Buck]

On vacation , one morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.



'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman.

[Floored]

Women!!!!! I thought we were talking about knobs & buttons.

[Buck]

A few years ago, being a risk taker, I tried pushing all the knobs at one time. As expected, there was a lot of smoke and fire... but the end result is good, one less piece of complicated equipment to deal with.

[dooveman]

And don't just assume that when the "ON" light is on, that actually means ON. :?