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Redneck Gas Station
>
> A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the
>owner put up a sign saying, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon a local redneck
>pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told
>him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get
>his free sex.
>
> The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
>The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.'
>
> A week later, the same redneck, along with his buddy, Bubba, pulled in
>for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
>
> The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess
>the correct number.
>
> The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, 'Sorry, it
>was 4. You were close, but no free sex this time.'
>
> As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, 'I think
>that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'
>
>
> Bubba replied, 'Naw, it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged -- my wife
>won twice last week.'

[EnduroMo]

lol...

On a different note and different "lotteries". Whenever I read those southern kinda jokes I'm always reminded of Ned Beatty where bubba was telling him to Squeal like a pig boy....



I hope that's not the "Southern Hospitality" that you always hear of.